Comic by Dingus Bruh of Winds of Change guild - Facebook server 39
Galahad: I am going to make a weapon.
Thea: By yourself?
Galahad: Yeah. I need to collect 5 parts of a lute to do it.
Thea: A lute? To make a weapon.
Galahad: Oh yeah!
Thea: Why not make a weapon from raw metal?
Galahad: Need a lute.
Thea: That makes no sense.
Galahad: Lutey lute.
Thea: OK... where are you going to get these parts of a lute?
Galahad: I'll fight some skeletons.
Thea: Why would they even have parts of a lute?
Galahad: Woot woot!!!
Thea: Uh... look. I really think you should just buy a pre-made weapon. You got tons of gold.
Galahad: Gonna get those lute pieces from skeletons, babe.
Thea: OK. So, if you insist on making a weapon out of a lute - and I don't think that you'll make a major weapon out of a lute, why not just go buy a lute. Seriously, you have like 2 million gold. You could get Bon Jovi to play a private concert for you and then autograph the guitar and give it to you. But, a lute, well, even cheaper.
Galahad: Here I go!!!